Redneck computer termsBACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woodsBAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavernBUG - The reason you give for calling in sickBYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin JethroCACHE - Needed when you run out of food stampsCHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step inTERMINAL - Time to call the undertakerCRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvitedDIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingersDISKETTE - Female Disco dancerFAX - What you lie about to the IRSHACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smokingHARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoosINTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hairKEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John DeereMAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast foodMEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beersMODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tallMOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie liveNETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the lineONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety testROM - Where the pope livesSCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porchSERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfastSUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the yearSCSI - What you call your week-old underwear
Everything is great lil one B-day is coming around 10yrs old damn she is getting big . I'll have to mail you a pic of her school pic when I get them but everyone is doing fine just miss ya'll and Texas ! ! !
