Not Me
Me
Notice anything different ?
GOOD !
Then why the fuck do I get loads of lusty, letchy
requests to be your fuckin friend ?
I can list 3 possible reasons for this phenomena
1..ElizaJay sounds like a girls name
2..I do have long blonde hair
3..LC is highly favoured within the gay community
Here are my 3 responses
1..LC names are not real -
if I see 'the ghost' I don't think
"fuck me - a ghost'
nuff said
2..I also have a good size cock and a fine set of bollocks as well, which you may notice if you weren't too busy trippin over your own.
3..See above
So please don't be offended if I refuse your friend requests
lets put it down to masculine ebullience and heightened sexual anticipation, and never speak of it again.
Or I may just start accepting the requests