Captain America's blog: "Haha....."

In Cincinnati, Ohio Anal intercourse is banned. Wow, I hate to be in that part of Ohio, with any girl if it comes to down to what to do......... I'd hate to go to jail or court over that bullshit.... haha. What a fucked up law. Stupid if you ask me... who comes up with this crap? Oh wait politician's ;) politics what a dirty job when you can't come up with anything to ban or use for a law but lame and really sorry and funny rules.

What you call two prostitutes? Who are helping an old man walk across the street? Support hoes.

What's with the people who make there personal web address on here? A lot I see has to do with there then (would be) boyfriend .. girlfriend. To me that's great and all.... but that's like signing your death certificate early :X

Summarized by a friend. Give credit where deseverd. Thanks Justin for the joke ;) A Marine is standing guard as the president walks by with 2 pigs in his arms. The Marine salutes and says "Nice pigs sir", the president replies "They're not pigs, thet're Arkansas razorbacks I got for Hilary and Bill Clinton"...the Marine smiled and said "That's a nice trade sir"

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass into pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!!!

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune.... "One US soldier is better than ten Taliban" The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes then ssilence. The voice then call out..... "One US soldier is better than one hundred Taliban" Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune, and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The voice calls out again.... "One US soldier is better than one thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander..... "Don't send any more men....it's a trap....there's two of them!"...

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America ." President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will." The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is Black and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Syrians, or Iraqis, on Star Trek." President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future." HAHAHAHAhahahaAHAHaha! :P

Spider-man sees Superman. Superman looks not to good. He asks Superman, what's wrong. Superman reply's well, After a long days crime fighting and stopping and what not. He was just flying around. He noticed Wonder Women in her apartment. He saw Her lying around, she was naked. Spider-man says, oh man. So what you do? So he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all I am Superman. Wonder Woman knew something happened. Spider-man then replies well, that must have been great! So what's the problem? Superman replies back. So I was zooming in a the speed of sound. She wasn't expecting it, But either was Invisible man. :P

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office but she had a boyfriend. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you $500 dollars if you let me make love to you." The girl replied, "No way!" Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Ask him for $1000 dollars, pick up the money really fast, and he won't even be able to get his pants down." So, she agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend waited for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend called and asked what happened. She said, "The bastard used quarters!!"

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