Captain America's blog: "Haha....."

Like the song but music video is kinda eh.... meh...

Is that Saint Patrick isn't Irish... He's Roman, Britain. Plus that's not his real name.... very quick lesson about history ;)

Grand Theft Auto Critic Spitzer Resigns in Disgrace March 12th, 2008 Client 9 has become Disgraced ex-Governor 1. Eliot Spitzer, the moral crusader who, as GamePolitics reported, was so offended by the interactive prostitution in Grand Theft Auto, has vacated his office following revelations by the New York Times that he was a regular patron of high-priced call girls. Here’s what Spitzer, a rising star in the Democratic party, had to say about GTA during his 2006 election campaign: Media content has gotten more graphic, more violent and more sex-based… Currently, nothing under New York State law prohibits a fourteen-year old from walking into a video store and buying… a game like ‘Grand Theft Auto,’ which rewards a player for stealing cars and beating people up. Children can even simulate having sex with a prostitute… FBI wiretaps captured him singing a different tune to the managers of the Emporers Club VIP service. Spitzer haggled over payment details as he arranged for a petite brunette named Kristen to rendezvous with him at a Washington, D.C. hotel. Later, Kristen and the escort service manager were overhead discussing Spitzer’s proclivities: Manager: [Spitzer] would ask you to do things, that, like you might not think were safe. You know - I mean that - very basic things… Kristen: I have a way of dealing with that. I’d be like, ‘listen, dude, do you really want the sex?” And, apparently, Spitzer did. We wonder whether he’ll be picking up a copy of GTA IV now that he will have plenty of time on his hands… UPDATE: The NY Times has identified Kristen as 22-year-old Ashley Alexandra Dupre (left), a struggling, would-be singer. You can check out her MySpace page. (http://www.myspace.com/ninavenetta) We’re willing to bet that this will be a boost to her career. Expect to see her on Larry King within a few days. The next revelation will likely be the release of the audio tapes of the Guv’s, uh, dickering about the arrangements. Reported by (http://gamepolitics.com/) I say he got what he asked for! As for the hooker eh... I see better looking girls at best buy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F--- you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.'' He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32, 000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office but she had a boyfriend. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you $500 dollars if you let me make love to you." The girl replied, "No way!" Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Ask him for $1000 dollars, pick up the money really fast, and he won't even be able to get his pants down." So, she agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend waited for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend called and asked what happened. She said, "The bastard used quarters!!"

Did you know? Striking someone with a fist is considered a felony. In Italy?? Wow....

Oxford, Ohio.... It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. That's kind of funny...