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| | Good Ol` Hillbillies |
| created @ 04/24/2007 08:00 am |
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NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their
cornbread and
beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard
business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The Woman
shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
no. The
hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up The back of her dress,
yanks down
her drawers and quickly gives her Right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies
out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to
the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver', but
I ain never seen nobody do it." |
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