>> Story About Getting Even
>>
>> One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was
a
>> sorry
>> sight Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all
matted
>> down.
>> We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to th
e
>> vet.
>> We didn't know what to call her so we named her "Pussycat."
>>
>> The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us
know
>> when we could come and get her.
>>
>> My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her,
she
>> stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted
the
>> dirty cat, not him.
>> My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband
>> 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love
to
>> hate
>> each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband
getting
>> in
>> the last word on this particular occasion.
>> The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is
>> located
>> in the same building, next door to the vet.
>> The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see
the
>> doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously
seen
>> my
>> husband arrive.
>> He looked straight at m y husband and in a loud voice said, "Your
wife's
>> pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she
>> smells
>> like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only
>> knows
>> who the father is!" Then he closed the door.
>> Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
>>
