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55 Year Old · Male · Invited by: Stiletto Girl F... · Joined on August 31, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on March 26th · 4 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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55 Year Old · Male · Invited by: Stiletto Girl F... · Joined on August 31, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on March 26th · 4 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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I don't give a damn if you rated me on Tuesday, so keep that crap off my status. My bartab lasts a couple days- If you rate me, I'll do my best to rate you back.

I'm not here to win at fubar, I'm here for entertainment- Mine, not yours. If you don't like it, kindly go sh*t in your hat, delete me, and move on.

I'm not going to buy you anything, so either get a job and buy your own VIP, HH, Blast, or STFU. I don't want to hear it. I can download free videos of women humping barnyard animals if I want, so I'm not going to pay to see your udders.

If you take ANYTHING I say seriously, you're an oversensitive asshat that needs to log off the interwebz, and go back to suckling on Mommy's teat. It is NOT my job in life to reinforce your over-inflated ego. The "Special" people in life have to wear hockey-helmets and ride the short bus...
If you're not doing either, you're not special- Just like everybody else.

If you want to have some fun, have some laughs, poke fun at me as I poke fun at you... Then go ahead, add me.

If not, go back into Mommy's basement, and play some WOW.



55 Year Old · Male · Invited by: Stiletto Girl F... · Joined on August 31, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on March 26th · 4 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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