I was going to type a buncha stuff here, but some stupid invalid HTML specified error came up. This site is about as helpful as a kick to the nuts on stuff like this, so here are the main ones.
1) STOP BEHING WHORES. Those of us who decide to get VIPs buy them ourselves. Quit fucking begging in your statuses for VIPs, Bling, etc etc etc because it's really fucking annoying. I repeat, STOP BEING WHORES. Goes for girls AND guys. If someone wants to buy you that shit they will out of their own free will.
2) I hate people who say brb and come back hours later, say brb and don't come back at ALL. Also, those who leave a conversation in the middle of it are fucking rude. That's all there is to it. Try to dispute it, you can't.
3) Fubat hates tits, that is all.