funny email
Current mood: amused
Category: Friends
this is funny... i just received this through another e-mail account of mine....
A young man married a beautiful woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding
night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if
you've been married ten times?"
"Well, husband 1 was a Sales Representative; he
kept telling me how great it was going to be."
"Husband 2 was in Software Services; he was never
really sure how it was supposed to function, but he
said he'd look into it and get back to me."
; "Husband 3 was from Field Services; he said
everything checked out diagnostically but he just
couldn't get the system up."
"Husband 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he
knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would
be able to deliver."
"Husband 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic
process but wanted three years to research,
implement, and design a new state- of-the-art
method."
"Husband 6 was from Administration; he thought he
knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."
"Husband 7 was in Marketing; although he had a
product, he was never sure how to position it."
"Husband 8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did
was talk about it."
"Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was
look."
"Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did
was........... God, I miss him!".........
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're with the Government.......This time I KNOW
I'm gonna get screwed."