TheGirlWhoWaited AKA Blinky's blog: "funny things :)"

There is nothing wrong with rating what you want...not everybody is a 10....and if you don't feel they are, then give them what you want...or don't rate at all :) Now here is my question...do you think it is fair for someone to purposely go through your pics and downrate them?? For example...say you have a couple pics of your children or pets...I just think its kind of odd that people would go look at all your pics and give decent ratings or not rate any except maybe pics of your children, pets, house, or whatever....and then rate them with like a 2 or 3... I know accidents happen...like downrating while a page is loading...but I know that I correct this when the page is loaded....its just weird to see ratings come up in my alert box, a 7, 5 and 4....and then I see which pics got the low rating and I can't believe someone would be so petty as to rate low on my children... Any opinions on this one??

Joke of the Day! There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered the late teens, the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss. The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way. The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're gonna get some spaghetti. Is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went. The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck..." And the farmer shot him.

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, >>"Where in the hell have you been?" >> >> Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." >> >> "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you >>get?" >> >> "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said >>proudly. >> >> "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her >>head in disdain. >> >> >> "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar >>bill tattooed on his privates?" >> >> "Well... I like to watch my money grow. Once in a while, >>I like to play with my money. >> I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, >> Instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here >>at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want

- How to IMPRESS a WOMAN - Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. - How to IMPRESS a MAN - Show up naked. Bring beer.

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Bad Habits i'm trying to cut down on my smoking...the past few days i have been pretty sick and its hard to smoke when you can't even breath....so i've been eating licorice alot instead of smoking....i love licorice...but i noticed something kind of weird today....licorice is covered in this stuff...almost like grease or oil....now i figure either the smoking will get me in the end....or maybe the grease will clog my arteries first i think i'll switch to chewing gum....but wait, that can cause heartburn...is there anything left in this world that is good for us???