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SassyMysticDawn's blog: "FUNNY STUFF"

created on 04/24/2008  |  http://fubar.com/funny-stuff/b210137
1. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. 2. The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals. 3. You feel like the night before, and you haven't been anywhere. 4. Your little black book contains only names ending in M. D. 5. You get winded playing cards. 6. You join a health club and don't go. 7. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions. 8. You look forward to a dull evening. 9. You need glasses to find your glasses. 10. You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow.....
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