Swampfox5050's blog: "from the mind of the swamp fox"

pick the stereotype that fits you I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm a BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm DOMINICAN, so I MUST have a big ass and a nice body I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot. I'm LIVELY so I MUST be a hoe. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so i MUST be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be sexy. I'm GUYANESE so we must run things. I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork. I'm MALLORY, so i must be on crack I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black and white friends so i dont know I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm a BRUNNETTE so I MUST be the smart bitch in the class. I'm MEXICAN so i MUST be hot and/or sexy I'm Ecuadorian so I must kill you, just to rob you If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop post

Idle Thoughts of a Wandering Mind I had amnesia once -- or twice. ***** Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ***** All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. ***** If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. ***** What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? ***** They told me I was gullible and I believed them. ***** Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. ****** Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. ***** One nice thing about egotists ... they don't talk about other people. ***** My weight is perfect for my height ... which varies. ***** I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure. ***** The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. ***** How can there be self-help groups? ***** If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? ***** Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. ***** Is it me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

It has been brought to my attention that some of my photo's are very upsetting to some people and I'd like to take a moment to let everyone that I am only going to take pictures of cute little animals and nature, points of interest that not only stimulate the brain but will add a little culture to our lives.

Got this from a daughter! Thanks Sarah!! :) Prepare to get some tissues! Last week I was in Atlanta, Georgia attending a conference. >While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind >me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed >one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. > >? ? ? ? ? ?? Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their >camos.? As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost >everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. > >? ? ? ? ? ?? When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being >applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only >red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops >and their families. > >? ? ? ? ? ?? Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these >young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us >so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. > >? ? ? ? ? ?? Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or >of our service men and women, a young girl, not more than 6 or 7 years old, >ran up to one of the male soldiers. He kneeled down and said "hi." > >? ? ? ? ? ?? The little girl then asked him if he would give something to >her daddy for her. > >? ? ? ? ? ?? The young soldier, who didn't look any older than maybe 22 >himself, said he would try and what did she want to give to her daddy. Then >suddenly the little girl grabbed the neck of this soldier, gave him the >biggest hug she could muster and then kissed him on the cheek. > >? ? ? ? ? ?? The mother of the little girl, who said her daughter's name >was Courtney, told the young soldier that her husband was a Marine and had >been in Iraq for 11 months now. As the mom was explaining how much her >daughter Courtney missed her father, the young soldier began to tear up. > >? ? ? ? ? ?? When this temporarily single mom was done explaining her >situation, all of the soldiers huddled together for a brief second. Then >one of the other servicemen pulled out a military-looking walkie-talkie. >They started playing with the device and talking back and forth on it. > >? ? ? ? ? ?? After about 10-15 seconds of this, the young soldier walked >back over to Courtney, bent down and said this to her, "I spoke to your >daddy and he told me to give this to you." He then hugged this little girl >that he had just met and gave her a kiss on the cheek. He finished by >saying "your daddy told me to tell you that he loves you more than anything >and he is >? ? ? ? ? ?? coming home very soon." > >? ? ? ? ? ?? The mom at this point was crying almost uncontrollably and as >the young soldier stood to his feet, he saluted Courtney and her mom. I was >standing no more than 6 feet away from this entire event. > >? ? ? ? ? ?? As the soldiers began to leave, heading towards their gate, >people resumed their applause. As I stood there applauding and looked >around, there were very few dry eyes, including my own. That young soldier >in one last act of selflessness, turned around and blew a kiss to Courtney >with a tear rolling down his cheek. > >? ? ? ? ? ?? We need to remember everyday all of our soldiers and their >families and thank God for them and their sacrifices. At the end of the >day, it's good to be an American.

How You Are In Love

You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You tend to take more than give in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

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I dont care how many friends i lose over this Body: Month One MOMMY I am only 4 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, post this as... I dont care how many friends i lose over this