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A tiny bit of background. There is a scroll now that seems to indicate that Jesus has a wife. This is what Jesus might text his wife and if texting was around.
Jesus: Don't get me wrong, I am happy for the enthusiasm in bed last night...but do you have to scream "Oh God I'm cumming"? It is a little weird him being my dad and all. <3 J
