// A friend of mine sent me this. While I'm not usually into these emails he sends, this struck me as too close to the truth to pass up. No offense intended ladies!
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!# YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this
is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?"
For the woman's response refer to #3.
*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid
if they remember the terminology.
