On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
> together.
> One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
> sink Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
> farmer for help!
> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched
> and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with
> the only tractor.
> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
> Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of
> rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
> arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
> rope the chicken tossed to him.
> After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
> chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike,
> rescued the horse!
> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
> the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
> The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
> Pals.
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
> began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and
> he would then lift him out of the pit
> The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving
> his life.
>
> The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
>
> "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"