All these people keep fucking asking me what I look for in a guy.
If you have to ask, you don't have it.
What Sam wants.
Be smart. I like knowledge on useless information. Be a smart ass to me. I love arguing. I want someone who will be just as sarcastic to me as i am to them. I can take it, so who's got it?
Be funny. I joke a lot. I hate it when people take everything i say seriously. You'll know when it's not a joke.
Be confident in who you are. Not cocky, confident. Know what you want, who you are, where you're going. I'm unstable. I need something solid in my life.
Be in it for the long run. I'm not just gonna hook up with you cause you think I'm hot. I need commitment. I need affection.
Know when to be affectionate. Cause, yes I like it, but it also turns me away. Say the right thing at the right time.
Be a smart ass that simply says "I missed you a lot" when we haven't seen each other in a while.
It's simple. It's easy. And it goes a long way with me.
So. There it is.
Stop asking me
P.S.- I'm pretty happy with someone who qualifies for all of the above.