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44 Year Old · Male · From Birmingham, AL · Joined on August 14, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on October 6th
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44 Year Old · Male · From Birmingham, AL · Joined on August 14, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on October 6th
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I am Famous Seamus McCormack, and I'm here to save you from stupidity. I am the most intelligent person on earth, and can answer any question you might have. I am also the most attractive man in the United States. That is why I included a pic of my massive muscles. Ladies, I'm single if you can believe it, so the line forms to your left.

I'm here looking for sexy hot ladies for sexy hot times. If you're sexy hot, maybe I'll let you be in my entourage.

44 Year Old · Male · From Birmingham, AL · Joined on August 14, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on October 6th
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My interests include sexy hot women and being smarter and better looking than everyone. I'm also into sock collecting and women who wear dresses. No fat chicks!

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