The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people
often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."
Well, here it is.
You're a woman and you see a cute guy at a party. You go up to him
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a cute guy. One of
your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in
bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You see a cute guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up
to him and share small talk. You say, "May I, and reach up to straighten
his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "Let's dance so I can see how you feel about me."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you
talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb
onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top
of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.
