One night, after the couple had retired for the night,
the woman became aware that her husband was
touching her in a most unusual manner. He started
by running his hand across her shoulders and the
small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts,
touching them very lightly.
Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down
her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then
down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side
and the other. His hand ran further down the outside
of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the
inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to
do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming
aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote!"
