My self-summary
Hello, I'm new to this whole online socilizing thing so bear with me. i guess i never got into it beacause I'm a more of a meet people in person type of guy. I have a very intence personaltiy that dosen't translate well online in the writin word. My intrestes are Ghosthunting and Tarrot Cards. I do reading for my friends and family. My favorite thing to do is talk and engage people in deep conversations. I'm a horrible speller so if that bothers you tough.

IÂ’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. IÂ’ve been up linked and downloaded, IÂ’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. IÂ’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

IÂ’m new wave, but IÂ’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. IÂ’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so IÂ’m interactive, IÂ’m hyperactive and from time to time IÂ’m radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. IÂ’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. IÂ’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. IÂ’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. IÂ’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

IÂ’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You canÂ’t shut me up. You canÂ’t dumb me down because IÂ’m tireless and IÂ’m wireless, IÂ’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

IÂ’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! IÂ’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and IÂ’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But, IÂ’m feeling, IÂ’m caring, IÂ’m healing, IÂ’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! IÂ’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F” word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. IÂ’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. IÂ’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

IÂ’m a rude dude, but IÂ’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. IÂ’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I donÂ’t snooze, so I donÂ’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. IÂ’m hangin in, there ainÂ’t no doubt and IÂ’m hangin tough, over and out!