BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND::1. When you are sad -- I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.Why?, you may ask: Because you are my friend!Send this to ten of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two.Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. (Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.) love ya
ALL ACTS OF LOVE AND KINDNESS.........(WHEN CONSENTUAL)
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BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND::1. When you are sad -- I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.Why?, you may ask: Because you are my friend!Send this to ten of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two.Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. (Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.) love ya
Unseen Friend by Iceman Although you are a friend of mineand letters we exchange, I wouldn't know you on the street, and doesn't that seem strange?You hold a place within my life, unusual and unique;We share ideals and special dreams, and still, we do not speak.I picture what I think you are, perhaps you picture me.An intriguing game for both of usfor someone we can't see. So for this friendship we possess, we owe this mail a debt, Perhaps the charm lies in the factthat we have never met.
