DON'T EAT CHICKEN SANDWICHES ANYMORE
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>A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
friends.
>Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.
They discovered
that
>they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
>This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
>noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
>He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it
>anymore?'
>She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it .
'
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>' Why?' he asked..
>She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little
feathers
>down there!'
>'Let me see' he said .
>' Okay' and she pulled up her skirt.
>He looked and said, 'That's right.
You are! Better not eat any more
>chicken..'
>He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
>butter.
>He said to the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches,
I'm
>starting to get feathers down there too!'
>She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her .
>She said 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the
neck
>and
>the gizzards!!!
