Born2RideDILLIGAFHBIC LowRider family's blog: "Do You Need Therapy?"

I'm sorry, That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry, That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry, that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry, That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am Ladies always gripe and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there anymore, and they always end up with buttholes who treat them bad. Well ladies next time your griping, maybe look up to see who your griping too, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word like usual, screaming in his head "why don't you give me a try?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. and Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do. ____________________________________________________ IT MAKES US FEEL SO SECURE TO KNOW THAT OUR GIRLFRIEND ISNT OFF FLIRTING WITH GUYS WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF!! ____________________________________________________ We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, and we suddenly disappear, yeah, it makes us mad. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is CONFIDENCE. ____________________________________________________ Yeah, you can quote me. ____________________________________________________ Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Smile and say "thank you." LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T "FEEL BAD" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say - everybody together now - "thank you." ____________________________________________________ Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed. ____________________________________________________ You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have, put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. not all dolled up ____________________________________________________ don't flirt with guys when were not with you. We have eyes everywhere. And when we find out, we're not happy. Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with, more-so with YOU. ____________________________________________________ Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. ____________________________________________________ Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartny is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. ____________________________________________________ Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful" I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of. on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether, hahaha ____________________________________________________ Girls, I cannot stress this enough. If nothing else, remember this part of the bulletin: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISCRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ... ....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! Give the nice guys a chance

My Freind Karmic Kisses let me steal this from her...I really love it.. True Friendship" (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our friendship. 1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask?, "Because you are my friend".

How singular is the thing called pleasure, and how curiously related to pain, which might be thought to be the opposite of it; For they are never present to a man at the same instant, and yet he who pursues either is generally compelled to take the other." --Plato In the time I have been in the BDSM lifestyle, I have come to realize that I am a switch. I have also come to realize that being a switch is often looked down on. I have been called a fence setter, fickle and not true to the lifestyle. I don't get this ... it reminds Me of so called "Witches" telling Me I am not a witch , because I am not in a coven. I am sorry .. but bullshit.. We as human are much more complex.. I am much more complex.... My Dominance: For Me it's like riding a fine horse, driving a good muscle car,or being on a Harley... All that power in My control... it moves the way I want it to move. All of that power at My finger tips, just waiting to see where I will lead it or let it go. It gets Me going just thinking about it.... I like strong submissive men... can't stand a wimpy sissy boy..... My Submission: Belongs to one Man. He has opened My world. He has earned the right to Dominate Me, because He does not try to do so. He Handles Me..I am a Strong , fierce Woman, and a scared little girl. I am a Kite and He holds the string, guiding Me , leading Me, never letting Me fall. He is the one place I can just be the girl. I can curl up in His arms and He makes Me feel safe, and I NEED that. As I grow, I find I NEED both of these things in My life. So don't put your labels on Me. I am Me, switch and all ....love it or leave it... but keep your labels to yourself....

You Should Get A Butterfly Tattoo

Sweet and sassy For you, tattoos are a thing of beauty - not toughness

There's a 9% Chance That You Need Therapy

You almost certainly don't need therapy. You have your life under control - and things are going pretty well. If anything, you would make a great therapist. You have a natural understanding of human psychology.