THAT EAGLES MATE FOR LIFE?
Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his
darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't
return he went looking and found her. She had been shot.
Dead!
Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning he
decided that he must get himself another mate but since there
weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the feather
barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely
dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was OK but all
the dove would say is "I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a
DOVE, I want to love!"
Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out
of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate.
He found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest.
Again the sex was great but all the loon would say is, "I am a
LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!" So
out with the loon.
Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a
gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest.
Again the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.....
well, you know......
No, the duck didn't say THAT!!!!! That's an awful thing to think! Shame on you!
The duck said, "I am a DRAKE! You made a MISTAKE !
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