READ THE PROFILE FIRST... FOR FUCK SAKE - LMAO

I'm just a crazy fun loving nutcase, doing the things that makes me happy... I smoke and drink, and I also burp and fart in posh restaurants, and do most things not sociably acceptable, lol.

I also have a nasty habit of sayinng LOL too many times, LOL... It's even worse when someone tells a joke, and everyone's falling about laughing, while I stand there saying... lol, lol, lol.

I really should spend less time on the PC... I even wrote my sister a snail mail last week, and atarted it with... Dear Sis/female-relative.com

Things finally came to a head yesterday... I woke up at 4.00 am to use the restroom... and on the way back I decided to check my emails, the only problem with that was... my computer was in the repair shop, and I had to break into the public library.

Anyway... enough of my insane ramblings... Let's tell you a bit about me.

I'm from the UK, but I met a wonderful lady online from Los Angeles, and to cut a long story short, we are very happily married, and have been for over two wonderful years. I've lost count of the times I've flown between London and Los Angeles, But I think I've bought shares in American Airlines - lol ... But hey, It was worth every cent :)

In the UK, I was a European Truck Driver for 20 years (the big rigs - 44 ton semi's), and have travelled throughout the whole of Europe several times, without really ever seeing a lot, except freeways and industrial estates, lol.

For those small minority of simple minded people, who took great pleasure in rating me with fours and fives, then please feel free to come back anytime, and rate the rest of my stuff with one's if it gives you that much pleasure. (Little things please little minds I guess)... Anyway, as strange as it may seem, I'm not actually here for the ratings, just to make friends with genuine people.


Did I mention I like the odd beer now and again ? ... but I only drink on days ending in Y.

I'm also a very clean person, and take a shower on the first day of every month, whether I need it or not. :D

Anyway, fine people.... Thank you for taking the time to read the above rubbish... now if you want to see my silly pics, rate me, send a message, or add me as a friend (genuine people only), thats great... if not, then get the fuck outta here, and stop wasting everyones time :D

Cheers All :D