Here are Some Wierd Thoughts to Think About.
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
What shape is the sky?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Can you cry underwater?
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
