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This is what happens when I get bored. 

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cas/1516665763.html

UPDATES!

First reply, which I believe to be SPAM:

"whats up i saw your ad on CL. I was hoping you might want to chat. AOL - cheer chikXXXX"

Reply #2: More SPAM

"whats up

my roommate is gone for the holidays

i saw you're post. my AIM name is PurdyBirdieXXXX

i'm just bored and sitting around

i'm using my roommie's email... hers was open. ha

Mandy :)"

Third Reply, more SPAM, but with a picture:

"Hello there, just came across your ad and thought I should send you an email

My name is Sandra, I just recently moved to Tampa and im loving it so far. Im 23, have brown hair, green eyes and im kinda short 5'4 . I will attach a photo for you and then you send me a photo ok?

Hope to hear from you :)"

Real REPLY!

"...what kind of paint would you want to use?"

MY RESPONSE: "I'm not sure. I don't suppose any paint cans include the phrase "Gentle on Scrotums."

ANOTHER REAL REPLY!

"...so this has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen on CraigsList."

MY RESPONSE: "Thanks. I'm hoping to find a woman with a really soft brush."