Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Barry Bonds didn't inject steroids. He injected Chuck Norris' sweat.
Chuck Norris has Xbox Live... on his PS3.
Chuck Norris doesn't play Horde or Alliance he plays on his own faction.
Chuck Norris made stevie wonder flinch
Chuck Norris already has the ps10
Chuck Norris watched Twilight. He's never stopped roundhouse kicking ever since.
A test group tested a new Chuck Norris game for Xbox Kinect. No one survived.
Chuck Norris was only defeated once by Bruce Lee, and look what happened to him
Sephiroth said, "Shall i give you despair?" Chuck said, "...." then Sephiroth suddenly died.
Superman can fly. But Chuck Norris can force him to land with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with Medusa, and won.
Chuck Norris was walking in his neighborhood and kicked a bottle at the side of the road which hit Justin Bieber
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Chuck Norris wanted his nickname back.
Chuck Norris is so freaking bad if you ever see him fighting a grizzly bear you better jump in and help the bear!!!
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.