A hairy biker stopped by the local Harley-Davison shop to have his bike
fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live
far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and
an anvil. He also stopped by the feed store and livestock dealer and
picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside
the store, he now had a problem; how to carry all his purchases home.
While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady
who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to
1603 Mockingbird Lane?
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird
Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this stuff." The old lady
suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket
in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your
other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
home. On the way he said, "Let's take a short cut and go down this
alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely
widow without a husband to defend me." "How do I know that when we get
in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall and have your way
with me?
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two
chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up
against the wall and do that?"
The old girl replied, "Put the goose down, cover him with the bucket,
put the anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."
