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CABO WABO X-MAS TEQUILA cookie recipe:
1 tsp of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle CABO WABO Tequila
1 Sammy Hagar c.d.
Grab your favorite Sammy Hagar c.d. and CRANK THAT FUCKER UUUUP!!!
Sample the CABO to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the CABO again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the CABO is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the fucking fruit up offa thr floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the CABO to check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the CABO WABO. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the WACO LABO and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
BIG LOVE FUCKERS ! -NAKEY
