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MuMMs are, according to the official description, polls which allow the fubar community to help you make up your mind.
In other words, you have a dillema, a "multiple choice question", about something going on, pertinent to you, and you need help on making a decision.
MuMMs AREN'T:
-Surveys (Which phone company/movie/soda choice/etc does everyone like)
-Polls (which product/service/item/etc. is better than the other, UNLESS you are thinking about getting one of your options),
-Blogs (tl;dr sht about your own personal drama),
-A place for personal vendettas (I'm going to write some scathing stuff about someone because I'm cool and fuck them)
-Somewhere to whore yourself out (plz come see and rate me/add me/bling me and all that shit)
-For people with thin skin, a fragile ego, or the overly sensitive.
A few quick tips to get you on your way to making a halfway-tolerable MuMM:
-Pick a topic that hasn't been overdone. Do your research. Are you going to be the 12th person in less than 5 hours to do one on food? Take some time to look back on the topics before you start typing away.
-If you're on the MuMMs, chances are good that you have access to a full keyboard. Utilize your keyboard. Don't text speak
-USE YOUR SPELL CHECK. Don't have one? Use your interet to find a free one on Google. "so my guyz n i desided 2 go 2 da party 2ite" will not only make you look like an uneducated idiot, but will garner you a lot of unwanted attention from people that love the English Language.
-Your anger and rage in the MuMMs only serves as entertainment, and a point for ridicule.
-Keep in mind that if you're begging for points/bling/rates/etc, or are offering NSFW access for such items, you'll more than likely be made fun of. Likewise, if you have nude/semi-nude pics of you, be prepared for someone to post them, and for the subsequent shitstorm because you can't keep your clothes on
