52 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on September 22, 2006
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Born on November 23rd
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I am a dark girl living in a very light world. My children and family are the core of my world, hence the light I live in. I am very blunt in all things I do and say as well extremely sarcastic most of the time. If you can't handle to be told honestly anything you ask of me I am surely not the one you wish to talk to. I am constantly looking for those that can stimulate my mind, my body already has all the stimulation it needs, hence only intellects and friends need apply further. I am not a friend whore, infact I am rather picky in those I let into my circle of friends. Myspace overran me with music and so I have headed here for a fresh start. If the dark and unusual interest you, yet the normal and mundane make you think. Then please by all means talk to me. I randomly go on about all those things as well.. I supose that is about all I can think of for the moment, but hell who knows I am sure I will add more later.. Till then..
52 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on September 22, 2006
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Born on November 23rd
·2 referrals joined!
Interests
My interests lay in so many directions it would take more time then needed to explain them all on here.. While the dark and strange tend to peek my interest, sometimes the little normal things can be just as entertaining. Ask me anything and ye shall recieve, be it maybe not what you want....
Hey hey.. haven't heard from you in a while and people are starting to suspect I murdered you.. You need to make an appearance.. lol Hope everything is going all right with you. Take Care. -Chris-
hey its been awhile since we talked and i thought maybe we could kick it and shit cuz i might be makin a trip to hawaii i dont have ur numba so yea if u give it to me ill give u a call
MAN JOKES Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?A. Shoot him again. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q. Why do little boys whine? A. Because they're practicing to be men. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. OR...... Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A. Because not one will stop and ask directions. Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A. To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q: What is the difference between men and women? A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder:"Instruction Manuals" Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day!! And send this to five bright men who have the sense of humor to find this funny! If you're offended, take a class on how to lighten up I MISS U!!!!
