Since you came here to learn more about me, let’s start with that, shall we? I'm a little shy until you get to know me (so if you got here because I viewed your profile and didn't email you it might not have been because I wasn't interested!) My best features are that I make people laugh, I’m a nice guy, and I’m very good at talking to pretty much anyone. I’m devilishly handsome and smart as hell. Oh, and I’m modest too. Did I also mention that I am sarcastic? I pride myself in my writing abilities and my grammar skills. I don’t play games and I’m not out at the bars. If I was I wouldn’t be “here” (of course an occasional night out is fine, but join me!). I can’t dance, but if you’re "the one" I won’t have a problem making a fool of myself trying for you. I am originally from New England. I still have my “Yankee” accent which slips out (big time) every now and then - a plus for those of you who like that. Trust me - you can certainly tell that "I ain't from around here .." as soon as I open my mouth. I can fix pretty much anything I set my mind too, with the exception of wooden stuff. For some reason I just can’t master carpentry. Oh well. Some things that I like - Waffle House hash browns, good thunderstorms, instant karma, people with a hint of intelligence (that can carry a conversation), a good cold beer with friends after a long day's work (this happens about once every 3 months though - the beer, not the work), going back to see family, and leaving family to go home.

So what am I looking for in a woman? Oh boy – that’s tough. Women are so amazing on so many levels that to pinpoint true beauty is very difficult. Being sexy, how you carry yourself, how you talk, how you think, your mannerism, your looks, your attitude, your goals in life .. everything works like a big puzzle, and the pieces can fit in so many different ways. Yes, looks are important. Obviously I need to be physically attracted to you (duh). I do prefer the "average", curvy/athletic body type versus the ends of the spectrums (aka "throw me some cookies" too thin or "take away the cookies" too thick). I know I don't want a woman with drama or insecurities. Someone who's uninhibited and ready to try new things is always a plus. I guess instead of trying to narrow it down, let’s widen the scope and see what happens instead. I’d rather cast a net into the waters than stand on the banks with a single fishing rod. Your chances of finding the right one out there are better that way, agreed?

So with all that said, I’m leaving it to you darlin'. If you like what you see, send me a quick email and you have my word that I will respond. Looking forward to meeting you.