The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde
cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his
boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he
asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says, "Well,
it's like this, Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty
little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We
go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . so I
did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ...So I
did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... So
I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now
go to town, Cowboy..." And here I am. Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist!!
