Thank Brodie for this one...
1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
We split the bill, of course!
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it?
John Smith
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently.
Texas. I'm sorry Will (please, move first) but c'mon, we can do without Texas, can't we? Think how much good that would do our country.
4. You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
Peeing standing up
5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Han Solo. Duh.
6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
Barbie Doll
7. Top two celebrities you wanna do?
James Marsters and Katherine Moennig
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Smoking
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
Click. This country's love for that man frightens me to death.
10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
Oh, god, there are so, so many...
11. You're sentenced to death and it's the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
Cheesecake.
12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
Smoke
13. Before you die you want to go to...?
Norway
14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
Skydive
15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
Tiger
16. A drug you'll never try?
Anything but pot.
17. If you were an animal, what would it be?
Puppy
18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
My best friend Charlie
19. What's something most people don't know about you?
Uh... I don't know! I'm an over-sharer.
20. First celebrity crush?
John Stamos
21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
Bow
23. Favorite breakfast bread style?
Banana bread (Frances Almjeld's recipe)
24. Favorite parody movie?
Shaun of the Dead and Spaceballs (tie)
25. Worst way to die?
Fire
26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
Uh... I don't know if I've seen a gross injury.
27. The worst injury you've ever had?
I sliced my finger open. That's about it
28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving?
Family
29. Sport you hate the most?
Golf
30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
Charleston, SC
31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
Quilting
32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
Don't really have favorites. Meryl Streep consistently does excellent work.
33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
I don't know if I have a least favorite phrase. I hate the whole "internet language" thing, though, where people can't seem to master basic English. And that thing where they start using numbers and symbols to replace letters. Ugh.
34. What makes an awesome party?
Board games and alcohol.
35. What's your material obsession?
Books. Books books books. *looks around*
36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you?
"You're nice."
37. Favorite kind of dog?
Friendly :)
38. Favorite carnival food?
Funnel cake
39. Morning or night person?
Night
40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
Taking off my bra
41. Weirdest ebay purchase?
A mixer? I don't know if i've made any weird ebay purchases.
42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
Anything with dip
43. It's Saturday at 3am. Where are you?
Sitting on the computer, probably
44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Cindee
45. Worst job you've ever had?
Temp secretary at a hospital. I was bored out of my mind.
46. What is something your friends make fun of you for?
My friends make fun of me for everything
47. Favorite cereal?
Granola and Honeycomb
48. Book you could read repeatedly?
"The Stand" by Stephen King, and most authors in my collection. That's why I own them, after all. :)
48. Book you could burn repeatedly?
"Carrie" by Theodore Dreiser. If you read this and don't want to slit your wrists afterwards, you're a stronger preson than I.
49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
I made fun of a retarded boy who asked me to marry him in 4th grade art class.
50. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
Toss-up between Pippi Longstocking (4th grade) and Goth chick (last year)
