I've been on the moon with my slippers and pyjamasI can steal your panties without removing your jeansI steal socks without removing my victim's shoesI only shower on easter but stay fresh throughout the yearI made 31gb go onto my 30gb ipodI was born asleep as i was too bored to cryMy head is the size of a magnified planet (true)I can strangle you with a cordless phoneI'm the thief who stole your heart (double true)I'm not gayI'm surprised you made it this far because only bored people read this but that's just me holla at ur bwouy