Yep, I said it, beer is my boyfriend. I am sure that its some other person's boyfriend or girlfriend somewhere else. But Yuengling specifically is my boyfriend, and natty ice is my little thing on the side that gives me quickies, we have lots of fun. Although I have to say we mostly we just hang out at random friends houses. I have lots of fun with my Yuengling (bud light) though, i think that is why he is my main man. We are very social, and hang out a lot at different bars with different people. He is just so crisp and refreshing, and I can never get enough, of him. I kiss them both about 100 times a night, when at the bar, or at a friends. I know that may seem like a lot, but he doesnt mind, as long as I swallow afterwards. This is why I love my beer. They dont have to trust me, really they just dont care. They dont care if i sleep with other people, in fact they encourage it. They will never leave me, and I see them almost every night, and they dont think i am too clingy if i want them to hang out. We also have a very open relationship. They dont care where I go, what I do, or even if I want to take a break for a night or two. I know they will always be there, cold, and waiting to touch my lips.
