Yes you read the title right. I challenge anyones kids to a good game of air hockey. Some little punk showed up and tried to challenge me. He was holding his own until I decided to step it up a notch. BAMM!! I ran around the side and cross checked him into the salad bar. Dislocated hip. He never saw it comming. Next I decided to cool off in the ball pen. I'm chillin in the corner until some kid who thinks just because that its his birthday he is special decides to toss a few balls at me. Well I'm not going to take that. I jump on him like a fat kid on cake. Pile driver! WHAMMY!! I sunk thats kids battleship. Ohh by the way, happy birthday ass hat. Time to mosey on over to the ski ball area. No sooner than I arive than another kid tries to run up the ramp to put the ball in the 100 slot. Nobody is going to steal my spotlight. So I wind up like Nolan Ryan and pelt him in the back of the head. He goes down like a thirsty alter boy. He still ends up making the ball in and scoring so I rushed over to steal his tickets. Now I'm relaxing at home with 2 pencils, 3 fuzzy stickers and a fake plastic mustache. I love Chucky Cheese prizes!!
