Computer Terms - Texas Translation
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truck
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
RAM: That thing tha splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the winter time
PROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter time
WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside
SCREEN: What to shut when it's black fly season
BYTE: What them dang flies do
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP: What's in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang truck keys
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knives
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof
ENTER: Northerner talk fer "c'mon in, y'all"
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya can't 'member what ya paid fer the rifle
I was barely sitting down, when I heard a voice from the next stall saying: 'Hi, How are you?'Now I'm not the type to get into a restroom conversation, so I don't know what made me answer, but I did, somewhat embarrassed, say, 'Doing just fine.'And the other person says: 'What are you up too?'What the heck kind of question is that? At this point I'm thinking this is just too bizarre! But I say: 'Uhhh. Just taking care of business.'Now I'm just trying to get out of there as fast as I can, when I hear another question: 'Can I come over?'Wow! This is getting way to weird for me! To politely end the coversation I say: 'No...I'm a little busy right now!!!'Then I hear the person nervously say: 'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's some idiot in the next stall who keeps answering all my questions!'Forward to all the people in your phone, that need a good laugh! LOL!'
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