CURTAIN RODS----PRICELESS
She spent the first day packing her
belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. When she had finished, she
went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells
dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the
kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend,all was
bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung
everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters,during
which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid
to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!!! People stopped
coming over to visit.Repairmen refused to work in the house.The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any
longer and decided to move.A month later, even though they had cut their price
in half,they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and
eventually even the local Realtors refused to return theircalls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the
rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home
terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for
getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the
smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed
and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later
the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company
pack everything to take to their new home........ . And to spitethe ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods!!!!!!
DON'T YOU LOVE A HAPPY ENDING?