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35 Year Old · Female · Invited by: marketman · Joined on April 25, 2006 · Born on August 8th
35 Year Old · Female · Invited by: marketman · Joined on April 25, 2006 · Born on August 8th

Well my name is Audie... im from Texas.......Hosted by Sparkle Tags... Im 18.... im a partying little redneck who LOVES to have fun and that^^^ is the hottest guy i have ever seen Just getting crazyIf a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?:homeless... they have clothes under there... i know it... Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?:lol.... no Do you like bread?:its not my faveorite... but.... sure What color is your toothbrush?:green Have you ever wanted to kiss someone the second you saw them?:yes Do you enjoy coffee as much as I do?:probably more Would you like fries with that?:not with my coffee What time is it?:12:23 What's Better : Mustard or Mayonnaise?:mustard What song would you choose if you had one for everytime you enter a room?:big booty hoes What would you do for a klondike bar?:not a damn thing.... i hate those Who's that behind you?:your mom Did you actually turn around and look?:lol yes.... Are Trix really for kids?: no How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?:three pounds Take this survey | Find more surveysYou've been totally Bzoink*d

35 Year Old · Female · Invited by: marketman · Joined on April 25, 2006 · Born on August 8th
Well i like hangin out my girls, drinkin COLD beer, i like to party and just have fun.... i LOVE goin to rodeos...... muddin with my girl Phoenix, and just hangin out in cleburne... you just cant beat a DODGE bitches my DREAM truck Hosted by Sparkle Tags
everything..... i aint picky...... but i mostly watch westerns
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Shhh its a secretAbout him....What is his name?:Paul What color are his eyes?:green/blue What color is his hair?:brown What style is his hair?:short.. but getting longer Does he have piercings?:used to Does he have tattoos?:yes... on his back Have you Ever....Hugged him?:yes If so how did it make you feel?:happy Kissed him?:many-a-times Called him?:yes Text msged him?:no Has he text msged you?:no Do you talk to him on MSN?:no Been on a date?:all the time Told him how you felt?:yes... everyday Is he this or that....Shy or Outgoing?:outgoing Talkitive or Quiet?:talkitive Hot or Cute?:hot Kinky or Not?:yes Funny or Serious?:funny Random....Do you have a nickname for him?:Paulie Pocket.... he hates it Would you kiss him in the rain?:i have What would you do if he kissed you?:kiss back Do you stay up late and talk online/text/phone?:yes How long have you known him for?:since feb. Where did you meet?:my friend took me to his house one night Would you ever date him?:yes i AM now Have a commitment with him?:yes... i do Do you know his friends?:yes Does he know your friends?:not all of them Has he ever told you something and made you promise not to tell?:yes Did you keep the secret?:yes Have you told him that you like him?:no... that i love him Do you flirt with him?:yes Why havent you told him how you feel?:i have What's his name?:Paul Does he play an instrument?:no What does he play?:nothing Do you think he likes you?:no.. he LOVES me Are you gonna tell him you like him?:i already HAVE asshole When will you see him next??:tommorow Take this survey | Find more surveysYou've been totally Bzoink*d STUFF THAT PISSES ME OFF When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over. When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer? When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper! When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole! People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually ~random thoughts and random words~got some balls?:yea... big ones.... currently::wanting to see Paul feeling::high aim at this point::what? dislikes (person)::i aint sayin... but she IS a bitch eardrums choose::other eardrums current squeeze::Paul something to say::im stoned it's for::your momma u think::i shouldnt smoke weed before school u shuld::smoke AFTER school wanted to::see Paul a fashion::me elvis is a::bad mother fucker Take this survey | Find more surveysYou've been totally Bzoink*d

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