Ok. Here goes. I never seem to know what to say in these things. I'll try a list...

1. I'm 29.
2. I live in Rochester, NY.
3. I am adopted.
4. I'm single.
5. I have a full beard.
6. I work at a bar / restaurant near the beach as a cook (Summerville - not the grill. That leaves two others... Figure it out).
7. My weakness is intelligent and beautiful women. But, then again what guy doesn't share in this weakness?
8. I hate sleeping alone.
9. I sleep with a fan on high year round.
10. I get bored easily. This doesn't mean in relationships necessarily. People just need to learn that it can't ALWAYS be about them. Space is key.
11. I smoke cigarettes and nothing else.
12. I occasionally drink. Maybe once a month I'll have one or two beers.
13. I eat, at most, once a day.
14. I generally like who I am. Though, there are a few things I would change.
15. The way to my heart is not through my stomach.
16. I have no tolerance for people who suffer from substance abuse. Fucking fix your shit because you're behavior is selfish.
17. I swear like crazy. Though, I have no trouble editing myself around children and parents. Yay for being raised Baptist.
18. I would not necessarily call myself a Christian. I would call myself religiously apathetic.
19. I do not possess any college degrees. Though, I am smart.
20. I have a car. This does not make me your taxi.
21. I have a job. This does not mean I will spend money on you. That is reserved for those who deserve it.
22. I have a house I rent with my two best friends.
23. I am sarcastic. This, doesn't mean I'm mean or don't like you. It means I'm sarcastic. So, remove your head from your ass. Look around and realize the Earth revolves around the sun not you.
24. My name is legal name is Daniel. My birth name was Ezekiel. I like Ezekiel better.

That should be enough for now. haha.