My name is Danielle, not Daniel.

Diagnosed with BPD. No, it doesn't mean that I'm crazy. It means I have issues. (Who doesn't?) Want an explanation, ask. I'm not ashamed of it and I won't hide it from people. It's a fact of life for me and if a person is truly my friend, you'll understand.

The only thing a girl should chase is her vodka.

I like what I like. If you don't like it, that's your problem.

I'm not fond of cameras.

I’m affectionate.

I was born in Michigan. I've also lived in Florida, Germany, and Kuwait.

My cat's name is Terror and he's a beast. He'll scratch your eyes out if you're not nice to me.

I’m a picky eater.

I miss the autobahn and now have a serious speeding problem because of it.

I say “fuck” too much but I'm working on that.

I love tattoos. I have 3 right now. A heart encased in metal on my upper back, a custom-drawn cat on my lower back, and a dragon on my right arm/shoulder. I’m always planning my next ink venture.

I have 2~14ga. lip rings. Retired piercings include 4 ga. tongue, 8 ga. labret, 8 ga. lobes, and 10 ga. nipples.

I love thunderstorms. Always on the lookout for a tornado. (I've never seen one.)

I was conceived as twins. (Hard to imagine 2 of me, isn’t it?)

I’ve never been further west than Wisconsin.

I’m a light sleeper. Wake me up and I'll throw my alarm clock at you!

I drink black coffee with ice cubes.

I hate barbecue sauce and basically any other food that gets my hands messy.

I’m impulsive. Often do things just because I feel like it without much consideration for the repercussions.

I love to drive and I hate being a passenger in someone else's car.

I chain-smoke when I’m driving.

I’m not an alcoholic – I’m a drunk, get it right.

I like my scars. They are a part of me. I hope that part of my life is in the past though. If you ever see some of them it should be pretty obvious where they came from so don't ask me stupid questions about it. The only response you'll get is me telling you that you're stupid.

I’m always cold so I sleep with a million blankets but still keep the thermostat low.

I love manual transmissions.

I’m learning how to box.

I’m uncoordinated and usually sporting a bruise or two because I bumped into something.

I play an Ibanez SRX505 (when I have time).

I'm addicted to Orange Monster and Mountain Dew Amp!

And I’m done doing this for now…