When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
I’ve never heard your voice nor seen Your face or felt your touch, but yet I feel I know you better than I know my sister or my brother.
Perhaps because we are so far Apart the normal rules don’t hold:
We can relax and be ourselves — No need to raise the usual Defensive barriers and fences.
Instead we share our inner thoughts As though confiding to a diary or web page.
If either one is feeling blue There’ll be no lack of sympathy.
We know each other’s tastes and sense Of humour: you may not hear me laugh Nor see me smile but yet I do,
It’s great to share a joke and have A laugh, but best of all I like To pass the time in friendly chat With you. It cheers me up no end. as I watch your life turn the new page
im your saint . hope we can be friends By:Keven Edmundsen
IF I could, I'd write for you a rainbow and splash it with all the colors of God and hang it in the window of your being. So that each new morning your eyes would open first to hope and promise.
If I could, I'd wipe away your tears and hold you close forever in love. God never promised I could write a rainbow, never promised I could suffer for you, only promised I could love you that I do!
Have you ever wished you could be an animal even for one day?
I'd like to be a dolphin and swim in open seas, I'd like be a bear and steal honey from the bees, I'd like to be a highland stag upon the mountain top, I'd like to be a kangaroo just so I could hop.
I'd like to be a rabbit and dig a great big hole, I'd like to be a little fish swimming in a shoal, I'd like to be a cat, all curled up on the bed,
I'd love to be a seagull, I'd shit on someone's head!
I couldnt resist hehehe, Thanks 4 all your sweet comments & please have a great weekend hun Seee ya Monday, huggies, Debbie
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=== 'The Saint' spewed forth the following at '2007-04-12 07:43:28'.. > > > SENT AN ANGEL TO WATCH OVER YOU LAST NIGHT! > > BUT IT CAME BACK ! > > > > I ASKED WHY? > AND IT SAID, > > > > " ANGELS DON'T WATCHOVER ANGELS!" > > > > > > > >
Subject: IBM - Mouse balls & Mouse ball inspectorI don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences.'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units)Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the personal on removing and replacing these necessary items.Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer. heheh please have a great weekendhun :)huggies, Debbie
You're Welcomeand actually i will have three Fu wives soon.I live with my gf and love all my friends and fu wives.I try to be good to everyone. I hope your holiday season is a great one...When we have our FU wedding you are welcome to be there.Wont happen till my sinus infection goes away, thank you for stopping by :D
Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away like bells & lights & tinsel, in some box upon a shelf. The good you do for others is good you do yourself. Here are a few Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. Huggies Debbie :)
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