LA LA's blog: "~All Me~"

Send this to all you friends and ones you care about. Mix it up a little bit, make it funny, make it real. It's up to you, have fun. Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. ;) I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)

she of morning sun and blossoms she of twilight glow and enchantment omnipresent is her love whether illuminated of sun, moon or stars her radiance is pervasive and fills my own heart with a warmth compared to none and the proximate distance in which we stand whether in daylight or darkness is relative in nature to shadows standing side by side discerning one from another ~ impossible therein lies the magic between day and night of two as one...

SO here is another for ya'll to get in your inbox! :) Body: Would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe--- dont even think about it... Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me... [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lapdance? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would u give me your number if so let me get it? _______________________ Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [] Yes [] No Reply to me then Repost as "Attractive Test" DON'T BE SCARED!!!!!!!!!

must be........ Just pick one If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. IF YOU DO NOT POST IN 100 SECONDS YOU WILL BE CURSED 4 100 DAYS pick the stereotype that fits you I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE AT HEART, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big PENIS. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. IM A METAL HEAD AND DRESS HOW I WANT TO so i must worship satan and get fucked up all of the time. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm in COLORGUARD, so i must be perfect. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot. I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 Just pick one If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. IF YOU DO NOT POST IN 100 SECONDS YOU WILL BE CURSED 4 100 DAYS

This could be a fun thing...Have a sense of humor and make up any 5 words you can say Before sex try not to use what someone else says.. Put your name and the words below and then repost this. Lets see what we end up with... Brian - Shall we come together, darling? ~matt~ well....That was a record. Helmick- I'd rather have your mom. J.J. - I've never done this before. Jarred- Soo...where does this go?? Olivia.>>*You're the sixth guy today bubba - i'll pay you to leave! f scott- do you have two condoms Zac~ Is your daddy this big? Liza-They can be that small? Nova - Hey! Get down there, bitch! Scrogham- Can I put it anywhere? Amanda - How many extra credit points? DH - Ma, please close the door. <-- actually said by me. LA-Gawd this bathroom totally reeks Cheryl - Put on this Starfleet uniform. Trisha- That's not recording is it? Millsey - I am no longer infected SassyGirrrl - Wait ... am I being PUNKED? Stan - Wow! I have bad gas! Kadie - Are you doing it right? Jenni en if er- Old man, you need Viagra min - so when does it start? BUTCH- OH YA WHATS YOUR NAME Jo-Jo - God made them that small?? ( In honor of my EX-boyfriend!) kate- I am gonna get that yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Adam- Please, just don't bite it.... Cortney-Is this your first time?? or wait...Um..Is it supposed to squirt? Tootie- That thing smells really bad Kellee- Can we use the handcuffs? Lyndsy- ~I love you baby, now fuck me.~

1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "sex APPLiCATiON