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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Victoria
Birthplace: Tennessee
Current Location: Tennessee
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: American? I'm part Scottish, Irish, English, Cherokee, and Welsh, though.
The Shoes You Wore Today: dorky work shoes
Your Weakness: The inability to fly
Your Fears: Crickets! And abandonment.
Your Perfect Pizza: doesn't exist. The best pizza I've had though was from a local pizza place and had roasted peppers, tomatoes, and... I'm not sure what else, actually.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Submit an article for publication
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's my phone? What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: Uh... I think my eyes. But this is obviously the most subjective question on this list.
Your Bedtime: When I'm exhausted or midnight if I'm in school
Your Most Missed Memory: High school band
Pepsi or Coke: ... I really don't care so long as there's no calories.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. I'm vegetarian.
Single or Group Dates: Single. I don't like people.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ... Is there a difference?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Are we talking sex or ice cream?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes, cloves
Do you Swear: Fuck yes.
Do you Sing: Doesn't everyone? Do I sing in public? No.
Do you Shower Daily: Nope. I refuse to waste the water if I don't actually need a shower.
Have you Been in Love: Yep.
Do you want to go to College: Already did. I've got a B.A. in Philosophy and I'm now working on a Master's.
Do you want to get Married: Probably not.
Do you belive in yourself: ... Philosophically speaking, this is a very interesting question. However, I'll just say yes and leave it at that.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really
Are you a Health Freak: Uh... No?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes. I used to be really scared of them, but I'm starting to warm to them a bit.
Do you play an Instrument: Yep.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yep, marijuana (since apparently that still fucking counts)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Uh... kinda? Not really?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sadly, no
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I think I stole a Reese's cup from work...
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Quickly and tragically
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A better version of me.
Ok, in continuing with the night/week's theme of disappointing encounters, please let me lay out another rule that I think should be fairly obvious but apparently isn't.
If you tell me to meet you somewhere (even if it's online) at a certain time and then "postpone" twice so that the actual meeting time is 5 hours later than the initial meeting time, have the decency to stick around for more than 5 minutes. I mean really. I've waited 5 hours past the scheduled time to speak to you and you up and leave in 5 minutes!?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not acceptable, sir. Not acceptable in the slightest.
Thus. Rule 1 of acceptable behaviors shall be: Be on time! The addendum, Rule 1 (A) shall be: If the initial time slot cannot be met, make SURE to be ON TIME for the second chosen time spot. Rule 1 (B) shall be: If you make someone wait 5 hours for a 5 minute bullshit conversation, you're an ass.
Have I mentioned: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
