A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT
KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER
WAS
DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN.
HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS, THIS
MORNING WHEN YOU
LEFT
YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?"
THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE
WENT INTO HIS
OFFICE
LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED.
WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY
NOTICED THAT HIS
ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP.
HE ZIPPED UP AND, REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS
TOLD HIM, FINALLY
UNDERSTOOD . THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK
FOR A CUP OF COFFEE
FROM
HIS SECRETARY.
WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID "WHEN YOU SAW THE
GARAGE DOOR OPEN
DID YOU
SEE MY HUMMER PARKED IN THERE?"
THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID "NO BOSS,
I DIDN'T...ALL I
SAW
WAS A MINI-VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES."
