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| | a good joke i found |
| created @ 06/11/2009 06:05 pm |
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A traveling salesman stops in a small Midwestern town and sees a circus banner reading, Don miss the Amazing Goldstein! He buys a ticket and after seeing the usual animal acts there is a fanfare. All eyes turn to the center ring. In the middle is a table with three walnuts on it. Then out walks a little old man, five feet tall. After shuffling to the table, the Amazing Goldstein unzips his pants and displays his exceptionally long penis to tumultuous applause.
Goldstein then proceeds to smash the walnuts with three swings of his prodigious member. The crowd erupts in a thunderous ovation as Goldstein is carried off on the shoulders of cheering clowns.
Twenty years later the salesman visits the same little town and sees a faded sign for the same circus featuring the Amazing Goldstein. He can believe the old guy is still alive much less still doing his act. Again he buys a ticket, sits through the warm up acts and then the center ring is illuminated. This time three coconuts are on the table. Old Goldstein takes forever to make it to the table. He smashes the coconuts with three swings of his still amazing penis and the crowd goes crazy. The salesman requests a meeting with Goldstein after the show and tells him he never seen anything like this act. But he wants to know why Goldstein is now smashing coconuts instead of the much easier walnuts. "Well," says Goldstein, "My eyes aren what they used to be!" |
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