IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
1. rock out with my cock out hang out with my wang out.
2.here's to on'er when you get honor stay on'er if you can't cum in 'er cum on'er!
3.what doesn't kill me only makes me stronger!
4.party like a rockstar kick a little ass!
5.I AM A MASTERDIBATOR!!!
6.We are all just figments of our own imaginations.
7. if God had a voice it would be the voice of johnny cash.
8. IT'S ALL FUN & GAMES TILL SOMEONE GETS AN EYE POKED OUT THEN IT'S JUST FUN WITH ONLY ONE EYE!(THANKS ALOT DIMEBAG FOR THAT ONE R.I.P.))
9. SEX DRUGS & ROCK N ROLL.... TAKE OUT THE DRUGS AND THATS JUST MORE TIME TOO BUST A NUT(THANKS STEVEN TYLER FOR THAT ONE!)
10.YOU WANT SYMPATHY LOOK IN THE DICTIONARY BETWEEN SHIT AND SYPHALLIS (Thanks alot for that one MAJOR PAYNE).
11.Procrastination is alot like masturbation it may seem like a good idea at the time but in the end you're really just fucking yourself!