One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was asorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny & hair all matteddown. We felt sorry for her & put her in a carrier & took her to thevet. The vet decided to keep her for a day or so & said he would letus know when we could come & get her. My husband (the complainer)said OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks. And he reminded thevet that it was his wife that wanted the dirty cat, not him.My husband & my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husbandEl-Cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0 .They love to hateeach other.Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which waslocated next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of peoplewaiting to see the doctor. A side door opened & in leaned the vet, hehad obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husbandand in a loud voice said,"Your wife's pussy is finally clean & shaved.She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's pregnant.God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door.from my friend
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